The Serbian government did not mark the anniversary of the fall of the Milošević government on October 5, 2000, which presided over Serbia for 13 years, in any formal way today. No one did – why would they, anyway? The upcoming elections have four election tickets running on Miloševićs political platform.
The ruling Progressives, the Miloševićs Socialists, the Student Ticket, and the minor alt-right parties maintain that October 5th caused Montenegro and Kosovo to split from Serbia and that the subsequent economic and social changes ruined Serbia.
Workers lost their jobs, retired people lost their pensions, college students started paying tuition, super-successful Serbian companies were ruined – RUINED, I TELL YOU – at the behest of Western competition or sold off for a few pennies to either foreigners or the local oligarchs.
Agriculture was destroyed at the behest of Western competition, which now, in cahoots with the import lobby, controls all the food supply. A homosexual agenda to ruin the traditional values of the untarnished Serbian family was introduced. The army was melted down at the Smederevo ironworks at the behest of NATO, frustrated that they couldn’t defeat the Serbian Invincible Armada, and our Heroes were extradited to the Hague dungeon.
Young, fit people are murdered on operating tables so their organs can be harvested at the behest of the gray space aliens. Vaccines were introduced to destroy the genetically superior Serbian nation. And sometimes…we even have to wash ourselves, with soap.
Children are taken from their homes by social services to be sold to rich Swedes, mostly gay couples, or snatched by the medicine mafia from incubators if the buyers want infants.
Women grew breasts and are now prostituting themselves on the streets, instead of being homemakers and giving birth to genetically superior baby Serbs. Men also grew breasts and are now prostituting themselves on the streets, instead of being homemakers and giving birth to genetically superior baby Serbs.
But fear not – all these injustices committed against the Glorious Serbian World will be avenged once we save the Jadar Valley and our precious spice lithium from Ebul Corporationz, and Russia and China rise up to usher in a multi-polar world…Unless Russians and Chinese die from that plague epidemic that’s spreading in Irkutsk, that is.
